ascottboy

So does this!

Haggis

Hey it's Statler & Waldorf!

Who are the two old guys in the balcony?

This is the real FAQ answer from Muppets Home - Muppet Central Fan Site

Statler and Waldorf are the incorrigible comedy duo who make heckling their life. Even while dodging various flying Muppets and Lew Zealand's Boomerang Fish, taunting barbs and sarcasm would always prevail. Statler is the taller, thinner one sitting on the right as we look at them in their Muppet Show box. Waldorf, on the left, has a round head and is shorter.


"Comedy duo who make heckling their life"
"Taunting Barbs & sarcasm would always prevail"

Honestly you couldn't make it up...it's as if they've been to the States Chambers!!!

The only thing they got wrong was their seating arrangments!!!!!

Full on muppet hilarity!

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Haggis

"Hi my name's Funtime Frankie and this is tonight press conference theme tune...please pass these lyric sheets amongst you and feel free to sing along"

1, 2.....1, 2, 3, 4!

It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight

It's time to put on make up
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight

To introduce this record
That's what I'm here to do
So it really makes me happy
To introduce to you

The first, original, genuine, no money back guarantee
Muppet Show Cast Album!

It''s time to put on make up
It's time to dress up right
It's time to get things started on the most sensational
Inspirational, celebrational, muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!

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Jersey Spud

In response to the press part of this question, if it was a confidential report from which victims could be identified, I'd imagine that the BBC wouldn't have reported it for fear of being sued. They do have legal departments that assess the risk on such matters. Why do you think that the national press has not reported on it, even though Syvret handed it out last week?