Haggis

amy dearest!
where ya been?

as one stated previously, one's original players turned oot to be a bunch of lily livered fancy dans' that couldnae have managed a bout of knitting without pulling a hammy!

so after some harley street style cosmetic surgery it is now "thunderbirds are go!"..

so....nae more of that germaine greer/sufragette inspired spouting off coz now is the time of reckoning...normal male dominated service is about to commence!!!

consider yerself told WOMAN!

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terry

brave words from haggis now i am convinced he is not married or if you are it must be a same sex marriage and you take it up the chuffer lol

crono

I hope you have not just hurt his boyfriends feelings by saying that Terry.

Haggis

terry/crono....while i am not in fact a gay...i would ask why you all keep mentioning it....do youz fancy a f+++ like?

and no i aint married...no woman would put up wi me!

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Amy

I see your manly touch has put you further behind this week Haggis, keep up the good work

Haggis

Amy,
Further behind in placement in the league (due to your doing a lot better than those directly above you in the league).

But, i did in fact reel you in by a massive 3 points.....

Check the stats before we start crowing......

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terry

ive been told the picture you use is a true likeness so that is why you may be finding it hard to get a boyfriend, jimmy can give you a few numbers for a good plastic surgeon just make sure you dont use the one he used because they made a right arse of his face, but it was still an improvement but i think you need a lot more work done if your finding it hard to pay for it we could see about starting a fund raiser i will start with the first donation of £1
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Haggis

Ha ha ha!

Yer a cheeky **** but that was funny i'll hand it to you...

As fer Jimmy....Dandara couldni improve that fussog.....remember the BBC series "Gor" aboot the half-boy/half-gorilla.....that's Jimmy, that is!

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Jimmy

Hahahah now Terry i could always let you know one to impove your boat race. You could always take a little of that beer belly and put it on your kipper, not to much though we dont want you looking like a Bull Mastiff, improvement or not. lol

terry

i would be scared to look like a bull mastive you lot on that island might think i was an improvement to what your used to and want to get me up the chuffer