Bundy

My prediction on the premiership thread has come true........i said jimmy would talk sh*t before the week was out

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Haggis

Quite!

For all my fellow forum members i have taken on the unenviable task of explaining Young (ahem..) Jimmy's list of afflictions.....feel free to point and laugh as i do!

1. Verbal Diarrhoea -
"A condition where the uncontrollable urge to talk complete and utter sh*t is fed by an unfortunate short circuit in the left half of the subjects brain."

2. Intolerable Smugness -
"A condition brought about by a slender lead in the league where part time Rangers Fans/Twonks (Latin = Currantus Bunnus) are prone to walk around with a fixed grin which unfortunately makes looking at their 1 broken tooth and rotting gums unavoidable, the only known cure for this condition is a swift kick in the sweaties!"

3. Dangerous Ugliness -
"An unfortunate complaint peculiar to those who follow the Orcs"

Prof. Jock McStein of Western General Hosp. Edinburgh explains further -
"Unfortunate sufferers of this appalling disease have bile filled pustules where there mouths should be, are invariably hump backed and malke John Merrick look like a Hugo Boss model...I have advised the General Medical Council that all sufferers should be put down on sight!"

Must say that all these symptoms will dissapear if we hump THEM on saturday...

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