Old Firm Thread

[Jimmy]

So we dont start gatecrashing all sports forums about Rangers and Celtic i though an Old Firm forum should be started, Im sure Bundy would like to add some words of wisdom, and Haggis would just like to add some words.

[Bundy]

You only started this because rnagres won't be in uefa cup long enough to stay on the other thread

[Bundy]

type 1 the alphadob, (mingusstinkydobbus),
He goes to all the games home and away, he sings all the songs and doesn't give a fck who catches him, he hates us for no other reason except his grandfather did and his father did, he did not do very good at school ,he always gets in a fight with a young tim when the big guys have left the pub, you cannot talk football to him for 1 minute before it turns into religion then violence, he does not go to church, he married an ugly bird from the village to produce young for future hating. his weans are called billy and willimena he has a picture of a gay blade on a white charger above his fireplace, he is a member of various ludges for the purpose of organised hating, he buys all the tops he bought a brick, he never takes his top off.

type 2 the bravobear (genusloyaltus,)
he goes to all the games, he does not sing the offensive songs, he loves his team, he might abuse us for 90 minutes but does not hate us, he might be married to a girl of a different faith it wouldnt bother him, you can talk football with him in the pub it does not end in religion or violence , he might have a brother or sister who supports celtic, he could be a relative, he comes from a good family, he did well at school, he does not belong to any hating organisations, this guy is welcome in your house and you in his, he buys all the tops, he wears it on matchdays only, he bought a brick for his dad,

type 3 the charliemonkeydob (apusgetootmaroadus
He has never been to a game in his life, he is the first one to give you the hellos in the pub if you have been beat, he then tries to be your pal, he hangs about with the alphadob for protection , he sings the hate songs,. he winds everybody up, and then he dissapears, he is single with no chance of procreation, he stays with his mum, he buys no tops he wears a ten year old top it is minging, he also hates us but does not know why, he has tried to join the ludges but they wont have him, he's been in the courts for flashing, his mam payed his fines, nobody likes him he doesn't care.

type 4 the deltabear (notgotascoobyus)
he/she has not got a clue what it is all about supports them only because his/her partner does, has been dragged to a game and hated it, will not wear any tops ,does not know any songs but will tell you he/she is a bear but has no proof or understanding of it, he/she could be a celtic supporter next year if their circumstances change.

THE 4 TYPES OF HUN
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[Haggis]

Hello...

One wanted to make you aware of my awareness of this thread...and to make it known i will be reading and posting with gay (Jimmy?) abandon in future.

HH

[Haggis]

"Go on the Daily, we also got rid of Hutton for £9M HAW HAW HAW"

aye, james you keep selling yer best players...it'll only benefit the jock team...happy days.

[ascottboy]

Former England soccer star Paul Gascoigne has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act.

He was detained after Northumbria Police arrived on Wednesday night to a hotel in Gateshead.

A Northumbria Police spokesman said: "Police attended the Hilton Hotel in Gateshead yesterday evening after we received a report of concern for a 40-year-old man staying at the hotel.''

"The man was detained under the Mental Health Act and no-one was injured during the incident.''

Gascoigne has had a troubled history of emotional instability and erratic behaviour.

Once regarded as one of the world's best footballers, Gascoigne's playing career was plagued by personal problems, many linked to his heavy drinking.

He has has been treated on a number of occasions for drink and mental health problems.

He has also had several run-ins with the police over the years.

A spokeswoman for Hilton Hotels said Gascoigne had been at the hotel for only a day.

She said there was no trouble before police arrived.

"The call actually came in from the police so it was not from the Hilton.

"From our end the police call came in and we were obviously happy to help but there was nothing that happened at the hotel to make us think that there was anything wrong and once the police arrived that evening, he was escorted peacefully away.''


She added: "It's a very sensitive situation.''


No members of staff at the hotel were available to comment.


Northumbria Police said the individual detained at the Hilton had been involved in another incident at the Malmaison Hotel in Newcastle earlier on Wednesday.

A spokesman said: "Police were called to Malmaison in Newcastle at 4.24am on Wednesday February 20 after reports that a guest was behaving in a disorderly manner towards other guests.

"The man was spoken to by police and left the hotel.''

But we all knew he was a bit nuts, after all he did play for Rangers!!

[Jimmy]

Originally Posted by ascottboy Former England soccer star Paul Gascoigne has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act. He was detained after Northumbria Police arrived on Wednesday night to a hotel in Gateshead. A Northumbria Police spokesman said: "Police attended the Hilton Hotel in Gateshead yesterday evening after we received a report of concern for a 40-year-old man staying at the hotel.'' "The man was detained under the Mental Health Act and no-one was injured during the incident.'' Gascoigne has had a troubled history of emotional instability and erratic behaviour. Once regarded as one of the world's best footballers, Gascoigne's playing career was plagued by personal problems, many linked to his heavy drinking. He has has been treated on a number of occasions for drink and mental health problems. He has also had several run-ins with the police over the years. A spokeswoman for Hilton Hotels said Gascoigne had been at the hotel for only a day. She said there was no trouble before police arrived. "The call actually came in from the police so it was not from the Hilton. "From our end the police call came in and we were obviously happy to help but there was nothing that happened at the hotel to make us think that there was anything wrong and once the police arrived that evening, he was escorted peacefully away.'' She added: "It's a very sensitive situation.'' No members of staff at the hotel were available to comment. Northumbria Police said the individual detained at the Hilton had been involved in another incident at the Malmaison Hotel in Newcastle earlier on Wednesday. A spokesman said: "Police were called to Malmaison in Newcastle at 4.24am on Wednesday February 20 after reports that a guest was behaving in a disorderly manner towards other guests. "The man was spoken to by police and left the hotel.'' But we all knew he was a bit nuts, after all he did play for Rangers!!

Yeh its listening to all them Celtic fans week in week out lol, its enough to drive any great player to insanity.

[Jimmy]

well just climbed out the lightshade and now cracking open a bottle of Blue Nun, Rangers through to the next round.

[Bundy]

[Haggis]

What would a Rangers fan do if he won the UEFA Cup?

Turn off his Playstation and go back to his bed with his Sister....

B'Doom-Tish!