Old Firm Thread

[Jimmy]

[Jimmy]

Another crap result for Rangers lastnight, at least we never conceded any goals

[Haggis]

UEFA cup calling Rag*rse Rovers - come in Rovers!

[Jimmy]

Originally Posted by Haggis

UEFA cup calling Rag*rse Rovers - come in Rovers!

Haha yeh you could be right, after getting stuffed 4-0 by Liverpool it does not look good

[Jimmy]

2 weeks into the season Rangers sitting on 6 points from 2 played, Sellick 4 points from 2 played.

Rangers have brought in 3 Strikers and now have more than Arthur Scargill. New signings this week Pedro Mendez off to a flyer at the weekend in the 2-0 win over Hearts. Steve Davis should be on his way to Glasgow today, and aslo Maurice Edu the superb American. I can hear the songs from the stands now.

MO MO SUPER MO
MO MO SUPER MO
MO MO SUPER MO
SUPER MAURICE EDU.

Where have i heard that song before

[terry]

the super celts gave the men from castle grey skull (ibrox) a start last season when we drew with killie at the start of the season and look what happened then, bring it on

[Haggis]

Originally Posted by Jimmy

Rangers have brought in 3 Strikers and now have more than Arthur Scargill.

hmmm....more than scargill you say???

1. Kris (it's spelled Chris ya ned twonk) Boyd - I'll be polite and say he's hardly a workhorse, he cant get a game and he's a fat c**t!

2. Kenny Miller - Other side of the coin here...he is a workhorse...but he aint prolific now is he....and i think he'll still sweet on the hoops...he did his best to give us all that extra TV money after all..!

3. Kyle Lafferty - Unproven, Unproven, Unproven!

By the way, cannae wait for the 3 of them to be played together and for a commentator to pick up on the KKK connection...are we sure David Murray wasnt born in the deep south?

4. Steven Naysmith - Killie's former great white hope has achieved precisely feck all since his move to Wattie Tattie's!

5. Andreas Velicka - Hearts top scorer last season - that's like saying he's Bernard Matthews favourite turkey!

6. Nacho Novo - He's named after a f****** crisp...little more you can say on that one.

[Jimmy]

Mo mo super mo
mo mo super mo
mo mo super mo
super maurice edu

[Haggis]

Originally Posted by Jimmy

Mo mo super mo
mo mo super mo
mo mo super mo
super maurice edu

Eh, Who???

[Jimmy]

Originally Posted by Haggis

Eh, Who???

You will find out soon, i was reading something yesterday and it was
Mo Johnson (remember him)? who brought Maurice Edu to the attention of Walter Smith. He has won the young player of the year in America for the past 2 years, a deffensive midfielder who has a very bright future.