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voiceforchildren · 30-06-2008, 16:36 PM

It reminds me of the time an old flame phoned me out of the blue.

I remembered the great times we spent together in our much younger days and the fantastic sex we used to have and couldn't believe my luck, that she might want to rekindle our relationship.

I explained to her that the years might not have been too kind to me. I now had a very receeding hairline a rather large beer belly and a pile problem.

She said "oh! that's ok, I've put a couple of pounds on myself"... SO I TOLD HER TO FUKC OFF!!!!

30-06-2008, 16:36 PM	#23 (permalink)
voiceforchildren Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 22 vCash: 10000	It reminds me of the time an old flame phoned me out of the blue. I remembered the great times we spent together in our much younger days and the fantastic sex we used to have and couldn't believe my luck, that she might want to rekindle our relationship. I explained to her that the years might not have been too kind to me. I now had a very receeding hairline a rather large beer belly and a pile problem. She said "oh! that's ok, I've put a couple of pounds on myself"... SO I TOLD HER TO FUKC OFF!!!! __________________ "You're trying to shaft Jersey "