scene 1. phone the parish hall.
Q" hello can i park a skip outside my house?
A "you must phone the honary police"
Q "hello is this the hon.Police"
A "YES"
Q "can i park a skip outside my house?
A " has it got wheels"
Q " no "
A "err well if its illegal we'll tow it away"
Q " um but its got no wheels"
A " dont try to be clever with us we have power you could end up facing
a parish hall enquiry"
Q " what for?"
A "parking a vehicle with no wheels outside your house this is a very serious
offence"
Q " its not a road vehicle"
A " AH you need cones you know the yellow one we use to stop people parking"
Q " where do i get cones"
A " I dont know"
Q " well where do you get yours from?"
A " dont tell no one i told you this but every time they dig up st john's main - road we nip up there in the van at midnight and nick a few"
Q " right ok could i borrow your van to-night?"
A " what for?"
Q " i'll put my rubbish in it"
GOOD LUCK
